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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:38

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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